CoffeeNate #30 :: Top 10 Coffee Pet Peeves


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“Pet Peeves”…we all have them, it’s that certain something that drives you up a friggin’ wall every time you encounter it.


 The funny thing is that it can easily be something that %99 of people would not pick up on, and I think that makes it even worse!  Coffee pet peeves, coffee gripes, call it what you will, but what follows is a list of the top 10 annoyances related to COFFEE. Be sure to…..

TOP 10 COFFEE PET PEEVES

Well excuuuuuuse me!

1.  Excuuuuuuse me!

The #1 pet peeve is not really coffee related at all!  It comes down to being human, and feeling like you are valued.  Whether it was a barista or a consumer, the number one issue was relationship.  Its about service and about treating the server as a human being.  Its about taking time to explain to a new coffee lover what the drinks are made of, and its about respect.

2.  Hello….McFly?

This peeve is about ‘duuuuh?’  Its about incompetence all around.  Whether it’s an unskilled barista that doesn’t know the difference between a latte and a cappuccino or what about the ‘barista’ that calls espresso “EXpresso”, or an ignorant customer that is looking for the gas station type of ‘kappachino’ machine, there is a lot of dumb out there!  I once visited a local cafe that stored their beans in a 5lb open bag.  When I asked how long ago that bag was opened, the clerk said “oh just recently…like last weekend”  As if I wasn’t blown away by her lack of knowledge already she quickly followed it up with “You know, they pretty much stay fresh forever…once they’re roasted”  Are you kidding me?

3.  Is that tea?

This one came up quite a bit as well, coffee so weak that you could not tell that it was coffee by looking at it.  I was at the barber once (not for me 😉 for my son) and the barber offered me some free coffee.  I looked at the pot and almost laughed out loud.  I saw what appeared to be apple juice in the carafe, and right next to it, and opened can of ‘coffee’.  I politely declined.

Give it 2 us at the right temp, and we'll throw it down!

4.  Goldilocks Syndrome

Is it really that hard to get coffee the right temperature?  especially for a professional shop?  C’mon folks, coffee is properly brewed at between 190 and 205 degrees…anything less and you aren’t extracting all of the flavor, and any hotter would scald the coffee and create a bitter/burnt taste.



5.  Financing available?

$5.75 for a coffee drink…really?  This is getting ridiculous.  I can make the same drink at home for less than $.50…only mine taste better!  Stop ripping us off and we’ll start spending more!  No matter what you think, you should not charge more for an Americano than what you charge for an espresso…period!  Not when there is a %500 mark up on a shot of espresso.  Don’t cry about the lid cost…keep your lid!

6.  Great Expectations


Here’s another one that is on both sides of the counter.  Guess what people, if you order your coffee from the same place that sells gummy bears and motor oil, chances are you are not going to get a premium cup of coffee.  Don’t expect the local gas station to be roasting their own beans and brewing your joe up in a clover!  And Baristas, don’t expect every customer who walks into your shop to know as much as you.  Sure, they may think they do, but really…you are there to help educate them to make an informed order.  This will increase your sales and decrease the amount of waste from unwanted premium drinks.

"Here's your 'light' roast sir"

7. Charcoal Roast

Okay, can we get a universal definition of ‘medium’.  Personally, I would put it between ‘light’ and ‘dark’, but apparently this is way too difficult for some coffee roasters out there.  Newsflash, if your beans are dark and shiny…they aren’t ‘MEDIUM’…that is what we call “CHARCOAL”.  I would hate to see what these clowns call ‘Dark’.  So, if this is you, please entertain the thought of being more descriptive about what type of roast it is.

8.  Put a lid on it!

Take out cup lids.  Nothing is worse than going in for that first heavenly sip of coffee only to get the front of your white shirt douched with hot coffee!  I hate those lids that you can never seem to tell if they are on all of the way, and they always feel like they are falling off.

9.  Simmer down

Once a pot of coffee is brewed, either store it in a carafe or rinse it down the drain after 20 minutes or so.  Don’t let the coffee boil down and simmer on the element…yuck!  You’re going to cook your subpar coffee, then charge me?  That will be the last couple of dollars you ever see from me…or anyone I know!

10.  Live up to the hype!

No, that isn't a Chocolatey Payday!

You’ve seen all of these premium coffees, Kona, Jamaican Blue Mountain, and the much hearalded Kopi Luak.  Okay, I understand that this stuff is scarce and that is the major reason for it’s premium price of $50-$80 per pound, but damn…is there a coffee that is truly worth that crazy amount?  I drink a pound a week by myself, is it really worth me spending over $300/month?  I’ve tried Kona and JBM, but never the Kopi Luwak.  Have you heard about this stuff?  There is this Chinese cat called a Civet.  This little bastard loves eating coffee cherries, but their digestive system only removes the fruit, leaving the ‘beans’ in their stool.  That’s right, someone actually follows these little puppies around, bags up their turds, and then digs the beans out of their poop…and then turns around and charges you $70/lb!  I wouldn’t pay $1 for cat shit, I have a whole litter box filled with the stuff on any given day…nobody wants that!  Granted, Kona and JBM are very tasty coffees and I’d love to drink them regularly, but I don’t believe they are worthy of spending $50 per week.  There are other excellent coffees that are far more reasonable in price.


Honorable Mentions By YOU!

Kevin B.- Getting a mouthful of grinds.

Ashley A- burnt millk that is 3 inches of foam with tastless espresso and someone called it a cappuccino…

large bubble foam – i should have added to that – Can you tell I had a bad experience yesterday….

David G- when I pour too much sugar in my coffee. blah

Matt C – When I ask for room for cream and they give me like a half cup of coffee.

Al B – Biggest pet peeve? Restaurants that take advantage of the “free equipment” offered by a the food supply vendor, only to get locked into crap beans and coffee brewed weaker than tea. This is especially offensive if it’s a higher end restaurant with a reputation for quality and innovation.

Joya H- When you make/buy the perfect cup and are so anticipating it only to pour in cream gone-bad!

Alex – Robusta beans

Caroline D- when my husband decides to “save” money by buying folgers and then expecting me to like it. ew

Todd S- My coffee pet peeve is the over kill hype about how good KOPI LUWAK is when S.O. are great and S.O. BLENDS taste alot more satifying than wisker turd coffee..and people that ARGUE over what coffee is best!

Nashi Self Made- Not Sure Of The Ones U Already Have But This One Is Major For Me~ Going To Order A Cappuccino N Getting A Latte, N Then The Barista Ask How Is It! ? R U Kidding Me? Well 1st Off Get The Drink Right 1st.

Tina D- People who order like they know exactly what they’re ordering… but don’t have a clue. (Granted, I used to do this) But on the flip side, when the barista assumes you know nothing about gourmet coffee, and won’t notice if say, the foam for your cap doesn’t come out right and its really a latte.

Devon H.- When coffee shops have a policy to automatically use low-fat or reduced fat milk and do not ask you when you order what kind you’d like. I always have to make a point of telling them (mostly Starbucks) that I want whole milk (I do not recognize other “milks” as milk). I get really irritated if they tell me they’re out of it because they don’t keep enough stocked.

Jo-Anne P- I hate lukewarm coffee from coffeeshops….and I hate when people don’t wash their coffee pots!!

Jamie M- when you get a coffee through a drive thru and the don’t stir it. And when you go to a coffee shop and they have 15 different kinds of coffee, but they don’t explain the difference in the flavours.

Tamara M.– Skimpy coffee. Stale coffee beans. Canned pre-ground coffee. Flavoured coffee. Etc. Oh, and when a coffee shop offers an organic & fair trade brew but doesn’t prepare it properly (skimpy, stale, under extracted, etc.) therefore giving ethical choice a bad rap.

From Twitter folks 🙂

nerdygrrl @CoffeeNate “expresso” I hate when folks say expresso!

Shananava @CoffeeNate don’t know if got yest.non sugar free specialty drinks in cofffeeshops.Gastric bypass patients,diabetics need coffee love 2.

geekbabe @CoffeeNate when they don’t put the lid securely on my coffee, I totally love coffee all over my work clothing.. NOT!

polandd @CoffeeNate When I advised that “steaming the milk to that temp will scald it, are you sure” being told to shut up & do my job
@CoffeeNate Folks who order the “no froth” cappucino, or say “can you make it taste like the gas station machine?”

@coffeemaverick @CoffeeNate 1) eXpresso instead of eSpresso 2) places that can’t make a real macchiato (thanks to Starbucks caramel macchiato) 3)Milk foaming that sounds like an airplane taking off 4) 7 second shots

jcolman @CoffeeNate Stale coffee (most store-bought coffee) is my pet peeve. Folks should always buy fresh from a roaster.

jtdachtler @CoffeeNate Old coffee beans and People that think coffee at $2 a pound is Grade A , burnt coffee, Flavor coffees that taste like Medicine!

MCJunkie @CoffeeNate pet peeve is oily tasting decafe, yuk.

Nankani @CoffeeNate Picking up my coffee and drinking to find Bro in law used it to spit his chewing tabacco in !!! ~GACK~

There were other great ones, but too many to mention all of them!  Thanks again to all who responded and got their coffee pet peeves off of their chests!

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  • nate_s

    I just received a message stating that Kopi Luwak can sell for $50/CUP, and $500/lb…that is some expensive cat $#it! 😉

  • I just received a message stating that Kopi Luwak can sell for $50/CUP, and $500/lb…that is some expensive cat $#it! 😉

  • Steffanie

    I laughed out loud at the cat box comment. Who would pay $50/cup? If I ever make enough that I could afford it, I still wouldn't pay $50. I really don't care to eat something that has already been digested.

  • Steffanie

    I laughed out loud at the cat box comment. Who would pay $50/cup? If I ever make enough that I could afford it, I still wouldn't pay $50. I really don't care to eat something that has already been digested.

  • @OnSiteStudios

    Great info. Suggestion: Buy a lapel mic. The sound is way too hollow.

  • Great info.

    Suggestion: Buy a lapel mic. The sound is way too hollow.

    • Thanks for stopping by. I am looking at purchasing a new camera with an audio in jack. I currently use a flip, the video quality is there, but no capability for an external mic…so a lapel mic won't help much.

  • nate_s

    Thanks for stopping by. I am looking at purchasing a new camera with an audio in jack. I currently use a flip, the video quality is there, but no capability for an external mic…so a lapel mic won't help much.

  • Shananava

    Not paying for cat crapola, yeah i get broke and drink Folger's if i have to, rather have K cups, get Coffee shop every once in a while, but still not drinking cat crapola. Thanks for the video!

  • Shananava

    Not paying for cat crapola, yeah i get broke and drink Folger's if i have to, rather have K cups, get Coffee shop every once in a while, but still not drinking cat crapola. Thanks for the video!

    • You should really try to find a local coffee roaster, and give it a shot one time. You may be surprised at the difference in flavor!

  • Greg

    Great article. Made me laugh! Love your advice on coffee. You've taught me what my dad was never able to do: how to brew a decent cup! Per you reply above about the camera – let me know if you need advice choosing an inexpensive camera setup with a decent mic rig as well as some suggestions on audio sweetening in post.

  • Greg

    Great article. Made me laugh! Love your advice on coffee. You've taught me what my dad was never able to do: how to brew a decent cup! Per you reply above about the camera – let me know if you need advice choosing an inexpensive camera setup with a decent mic rig as well as some suggestions on audio sweetening in post.

    • Hi Greg! I'm glad I made you laugh and you are learning something from me 🙂 Keep brewin'!

  • nate_s

    Hi Greg! I'm glad I made you laugh and you are learning something from me 🙂 Keep brewin'!

  • @DevonHernandez

    LMAO your comments about the KL coffee had me DYING! The picture is ew and…priceless lol.

  • LMAO your comments about the KL coffee had me DYING! The picture is ew and…priceless lol.

    • Thanks Devon 🙂 I'm glad my list amused you!

  • Shananava

    Thanks for your posts on coffee. Still waiting on the IV for coffee. Some days I need one. Thanks for the contest.

  • Shananava

    Thanks for your posts on coffee. Still waiting on the IV for coffee. Some days I need one. Thanks for the contest.

    • Shananava, you can login via twitter too, and your pic will be there 🙂 Good luck with the contest!

  • nate_s

    Thanks Devon 🙂 I'm glad my list amused you!

  • nate_s

    Shananava, you can login via twitter too, and your pic will be there 🙂 Good luck with the contest!

  • mikecrimmins

    I love this video…now that I finally got to watch it!

  • mikecrimmins

    I love this video…now that I finally got to watch it!

    • Hey Mike, you made it…but you're still one video behind 😉 Glad it finally played for you!
      PS
      I hope it isn't snowing down that way any more!

  • etiquette bitch

    Nate-when you're in Chicago, you must visit and try Intelligensia. AWESOME, delicious coffee. We took their roastery tour today, and one other tourista said to a barista: "Yeah, I can't stand expresso." Ahrgh! ESSSSSSSSSSpresso, not "expresso."

  • Nate-when you're in Chicago, you must visit and try Intelligensia. AWESOME, delicious coffee. We took their roastery tour today, and one other tourista said to a barista: "Yeah, I can't stand expresso." Ahrgh! ESSSSSSSSSSpresso, not "expresso."

    • NO! They should've been fired on the spot! Intelligensia is too big of a name to have employees who don't know English working there. I hear Starbucks is hiring though 😉

  • nate_s

    Hey Mike, you made it…but you're still one video behind 😉 Glad it finally played for you! PS I hope it isn't snowing down that way any more!

  • nate_s

    NO! They should've been fired on the spot! Intelligensia is too big of a name to have employees who don't know English working there. I hear Starbucks is hiring though 😉

  • nate_s

    You should really try to find a local coffee roaster, and give it a shot one time. You may be surprised at the difference in flavor!

  • TheCoffeeMakerStore

    That was a really funny post. I've never seen a picture of "fresh" Kopi Luwak (and I never want to see it again) Great find though! Keep up the good work. Raza

  • That was a really funny post. I've never seen a picture of "fresh" Kopi Luwak (and I never want to see it again)
    Great find though! Keep up the good work.

    Raza

  • Dana

    Those rules are so true! I do like coffee but it's more of a treat for me than anything else. Now, my boyfriend, who is sickingly addicted to coffee suggested the other night that we brew him a pot that night for him to drink the following morning… ahhhh… no way! And he's the coffee drinker!!! <br />
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    It's not rocket science is it? <br />
    <br />
    Dana

  • Dana

    Those rules are so true! I do like coffee but it's more of a treat for me than anything else. Now, my boyfriend, who is sickingly addicted to coffee suggested the other night that we brew him a pot that night for him to drink the following morning… ahhhh… no way! And he's the coffee drinker!!!

    It's not rocket science is it?

    Dana

  • Tom B

    Great listing Nate! Love the videos so keep em coming.

  • Thanks Tom! I'm very happy that you enjoy my videos 😀

  • Good post. There’s soo much misinformation out there that people settle for some pretty unbelievable stuff. Nice to hear a little angst from you Nate 😉

    • Hi Brian, thank you for the compliment. I have plenty of angst 😉 I usually like to focus on what I like, but I do see the need to point out inaccuracies and misconceptions, as well as just plain bad products!

  • Brenken6

    Nothing irritates me more when I go to a restaurant and they serve me MILK for my coffee. Actually Earls only has milk, a fairly high end restaurant like Earls and they don’t have cream>????

    • That is surprising. I wouldn’t know because I drink mine black (unless it is extremely bad). Most restaurants give you the option of cream OR milk. Next time you go to a greasy spoon, snag a few little creamers to take to Earls!

  • Jack Shipley

    My pet peeve? People who think that they shouldn’t pay more than it costs at home for the drink. Of course, you could customize your family van so it had a pull out $20k espresso machine, a pair of $3,700 commercial grade grinders, power source, fresh water storage, filter system and hire a barista to sit in your back seat, jump out and make your drink while you wait for a red light.

    •  Hi Jack!  I agree with you for sure.  I don’t expect to pay less than $1 for any coffee, especially an espresso drink.  The cost should be proportionate to the product though.  I will gladly pay what Intelligentsia charges for their beverages.  They are very good at what they do, their coffees are sourced ethically, and their shops have a great atmosphere.

      Paying almost $6 for a poorly made beverage is unacceptable.  The shops in my area don’t even clean the portafilter between shots, and they love to fill the doser with ground coffee and never grind per shot.  They don’t use a tamper either.  The results are disgusting, but that doesn’t stop them from charging like they are world class drinks. 

  • Here is a collection of the top 10 coffee pet peeves, as nominated
    by YOU on twitter and facebook. Of course, I’ve interjected my own
    peeves as well. Enjoy and please leave YOUR pet peeve in the comments
    section.