The 5 Worst Coffee Gift Ideas Ever

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If you are a coffee snob like me, then you have gotten some coffee themed gifts from people who have no business buying coffee stuff unassisted.  I’ve gotten some things that I have to say, “Gee…thanks!”, but of course it is the thought that counts and I really don’t expect anything special, but some of this stuff makes me laugh 🙂  Here are a few items that I have found that some people actually spend their money on, although I can’t figure out why…

WORST COFFEE GIFT IDEAS EVER

toilet bowl mug

 

Toilet Bowl Mug

Perhaps this is a great gift idea if you know someone who drinks nasty coffee.  Who would actually use this thing though?  Really, who wants to be seen drinking from a toilet bowl?! LOL




Toaster / Coffee Maker Combo

It’s really too bad that this little number is no longer available.  When I first discovered this gem, it was a mere $40!  What a treasure.  My favorite line from the description is “Now, you no longer have any excuse for passing on your morning bite.”  What a joke.  It is more likely that the coffee tastes like butt, and it only toasts on one side 😛

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Barista Sips Caffeine Strips

Nothing like coffee flavored caffeine tape.  I can’t figure out why this product is discontinued!  What more could you ask for?





Starbucks VIA

The most unwanted coffee item among CoffeeNate facebook members!  The only thing worse than instant coffee?  Instant coffee that costs $2 for 16oz.  Why don’t you just buy me some Jamaican Blue Mountain, which is cheaper pound for pound!

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Nate is a special kind of coffee lover. He began drinking the same swill that most others do, but thought there must be something better out there. Sure enough, he was right, even more so than he ever dreamed possible. He soon found his way into the specialty coffee industry, and was tasting exceptional coffees from dozens of roasters from around the country. He is now committed to teaching others how they can appreciate coffee, and how they can make the best coffee in town and save money at the same time! Cheers c[_]

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